Whore of the Rings
April 27th, 2003
Last night we ended up watching Whore of the Rings which was a poor attempt to create an adult movie in the vein of Lord of the Rings. It tells the tale of Gancock the wizard and group of heroes who try to save “Central Earth” from an evil sorceress. It was pretty weak as both an adult film and as a Lord of the Rings parody. At least the sheer absurdity of it made it amusing.
How do you have time to watch a movie? Your not done with your work yet! Get back to work.
P.S. I think you missed the subtle symbolism in the movie about man’s struggle with desire for a long term relationship (the never ending circle of the ring) vs. being tied down in a relationship. (the ring being a nose ring) Also, I think the cinematography was better than average though it could have taken more advantage of DVD technology with multiple angles.
We watched it as pay-per-view on Dish so multiple angles weren’t an option. The funny thing is of all the adult DVDs we own only one actually makes use of multiple angles.
As far as symbolism is concerned I guess I missed the boat completely. Given the rather inane (even for porno) dialog I’d assume any symbolism that existed was entirely a coincidence.
IT WAS F***ING MINT
Love thie Movie…. had a Hell of a shag after it!!!!! YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!!!
Love thie Movie…. had a Hell of a shag after it!!!!! YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!!!
Whore of the rings is a total laugh… REALLY funny in that priceless unintentional way.
i was going out with a girl who was onto these types of movies we would watch them then fuck but the scary thing is we watched spider babe and afer watching it she tryed to bite my head off (the head on my penis not me acctual head )