House
10
Nov 06
Dear Verizon
Thank you for calling me today (and every day this week) to let me know about the “exciting new” FiOS Internet service. You may recall installing it at my home back in February. While I do appreciate the persistence on your part to sell me a service I already subscribe to it would be nice if your CSR’s would remove me from your database or at least cross reference your current subscriber database. I really like the service – just quit pestering the shit out of me
Respectfully,
Jon
22
Feb 06
FiOS!
28
Nov 04
decorations
This afternoon we finally got around to disposing of our Halloween pumpkins and dug out our holiday decorations. After untangling the ball of lights left over from last year I found the majority of them no longer worked. I vaguely remember having the exact same problem then as well. Either I buy really cheap lights or I suck at storing them. Fortunately, strands of lights are relatively inexpensive so after a quick trip to the store we could finish decorating. We might hang some more lights during the week but so far I’m pleased with how it turned out.
3
May 04
On the seventh day I did yard work
After months of procrastination Heather and I decided to do start landscaping our side yard. Some weeding was in order before we could start working on the space. Twenty-six bags of dirt later we now have raised flowerbeds and the first phase of our landscaping project complete. After a day of work it is already a vast improvement. Next weekend’s task is to cover the beds in bark dust, build a sitting area, and complete the path down the length of our yard.
24
Apr 04
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need
Mapquest finally has our street listed in its database. I feel almost as excited as Navin R. Johnson did when the “new” phone books arrived. In all seriousness I’m happy that I won’t need to explain that my address does in fact exist next time I have something delivered.



