In Search Of

January 2nd, 2007

You want what?

It is always amusing to look through my web logs and see the various queries that bring people to my site. Often they represent obscure and downright bizarre combinations of words that leave me wondering both what kind of person takes the time to search for them and how many of those terms relate to the content at this site.

The following are actual queries that people have entered in search engines that produced results leading them to joncellini.com. Below are some gems for you to ponder and enjoy.

Recently wanted…

  • the worlds dirtiest joke
  • pretty whore
  • whore whore or women
  • oregon fair topless
  • how often are wii s restocked
  • game crazy how much games are
  • no breasts
  • who are the la-le-lu-li-lo
  • does penn teller talk
  • is spendy a word?

Previously wanted…

  • uploading pictures for house painting
  • blue balls trees of mystery
  • northwest oregon appliance stores open on sundays
  • july 25 2004 skynet attack terminator
  • multnomah falls address
  • fainting at book reading
  • photos of side yard landscapeing
  • why called a merkin
  • ox anatomically correct
  • the bourne identity dvd menu song
  • rachael ray butt shot
  • taco bell credit cards
  • a fried oreo?
  • smell the maple nut
  • liquid oxygen flammable em
  • how to cut through steel
  • giant crab photos
  • how to unstick a valve
  • kind of spontaneous publicity i need
  • kung fu elvis
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